I AM A LEGIT SOBBING MESS THAT POOR BABY
lol it went clunk pop and I giggled then went OHMYGLOB I JUST KILLED SOMETHING
YOU KILLED A N ARMADILLO WHYYY ;___:
THAT BITCH WAS IN MY WAY. I DONT GIVE A FUCK jk almost cried
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
I hit an armadillo today and I feel successful; I am officially an experienced driver.
- me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
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- me: Is that the sun
i literally watch this video daily
oh my god that was the best thing i have ever seen I APPLAUD YOU
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
a little simplicity for a hectic life by i enrapture on Flickr.
